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Hi I am Kelly, I'm super annoying! I love dogs, Taco my cat, video games, and eating. Duh!
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So stoked to shit my pants everyday of this 3 day weekend!

#shityourpants #mlk #mlkday #3dayweekend #Friday #candy #snacks #airheads #cheetos #puffs #flamin #hot #crunchy #lime #weekend #dinner #diarrhea #diarrheaplanet #diarrheascookiegiveaway #diarrheadiaries #poop #poo #pooing #pooingmyself #pooingface #poodle #pool #poolparty #pooltable #pooh
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So stoked to shit my pants everyday of this 3 day weekend! #shityourpants #mlk #mlkday #3dayweekend #friday #candy #snacks #airheads #cheetos #puffs #flamin #hot #crunchy #lime #weekend #dinner #diarrhea #diarrheaplanet #diarrheascookiegiveaway #dia

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I saw that everyone is doing the 10 year challenge, so here is me in 2009 and in 2019! Much certainly has changed, just look at my hair from 2009! Yuck! I was so pale back than!

#10yearchallenge #change #obama #boobs #tits #quesadilla #tacotuesday #12westbrewing #food #foodporn #hungry #Kelly #10 #2019 #crackkills #pale #tan
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I saw that everyone is doing the 10 year challenge, so here is me in 2009 and in 2019! Much certainly has changed, just look at my hair from 2009! Yuck! I was so pale back than! #10yearchallenge #change #obama #boobs #tits #quesadilla #tacotuesday #

Lake Titicaca
Does anyone else's Kelly do the I might make another bagel later?
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 #bagel #creamcheese #icecream #peanutbutter #jelly #cheese #mustard #hungry #hangry #foodporn #Kelly #tuesdaymotivation #tacotuesday #wtf #cake #candycane
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Does anyone else's Kelly do the "I might make another bagel later"? . . . #bagel #creamcheese #icecream #peanutbutter #jelly #cheese #mustard #hungry #hangry #foodporn #kelly #tuesdaymotivation #tacotuesday #wtf #cake #candycane

Gilbert, Arizona
Foods from the Basic Kelly food groups provide the nutrients essential for the life and growth of The Kelly. These foods are also known as ‘everyday foods’. Each of The Kelly food groups provides a range of nutrients, and all have a role in helping Kelly’s body function. In particular, sugar, alcohol and burritos protect against illness and are essential to a healthy diet.

The Kelly basic food groups are:

Mimosas, Bloody Mary’s, Vodkas, Wines, Champagne, and Butt Chugging

Sugar, Crème Pies, Sour Patch Kids, Now and Laters

Syrup, Siracha, Tabasco, A1 sauce, and Soy Sauce

Bagels, Burritos, Sushi, and Pizza

CHEESE

A balanced Kelly diet includes a variety of foods from each of the 5 Kelly food groups and offers a range of different tastes and textures. It is important to choose most of the Kelly foods we eat each day from these food groups.

Foods not mentioned here have little nutritional value and are not essential for good Kelly health. Limit the amount of foods not listed here offered to your Kelly.

#themoreyouknow #educational #pbs #pbskids #education #yougonnalearntoday #chlorophyll #science #chlorophyllmorelikeborophyll #fivebasicfoodgroups #keto #diet #nutrition #nutritonal #hangry #hungry #breakfast #Saturday #Kelly #candy #bacon #bagels #burritos #cheese #eggs #salsa #mimosas #bloodyMary #orangejuice #feedher
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Foods from the Basic Kelly food groups provide the nutrients essential for the life and growth of The Kelly. These foods are also known as ‘everyday foods’. Each of The Kelly food groups provides a range of nutrients, and all have a role in helping K

Gilbert, Arizona
When your Kelly hasn't thrown a temper tantrum all week and came home from KinderCare with a gold star! She will be so excited when she wakes up from her nap! I might let her stay up late and watch Shrek 3!

#getoutofmyswamp #fivestar #kids #snacks #playschool #Kelly #hungry #tempertantrum #goldfish #kidcuisine #sourpatch #candycane #koolaid #trolls #cremepie #chickennuggets #fries #Reeses #uncrustables #cheese #shrek
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When your Kelly hasn't thrown a temper tantrum all week and came home from KinderCare with a gold star! She will be so excited when she wakes up from her nap! I might let her stay up late and watch Shrek 3! #getoutofmyswamp #fivestar #kids #snacks #

KinderCare
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Kelly's going down, down in a kitchen round.
Those chips are going down swinging.
Salsa will be your number one with a chip.
A loaded bowl complex, dip it and eat it.
Kelly's going down, down in a kitchen round.
Those chips are going down swinging.
Salsa will be your number one with a chip.
A loaded bowl complex, dip it and eat it.

#falloutboy #panicinthekitchen #football #NFL #chips #salsa #middlefinger #hungry #hangry #vimportant #snacks #Tostitos #dip #xbox #drunky
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Kelly's going down, down in a kitchen round. Those chips are going down swinging. Salsa will be your number one with a chip. A loaded bowl complex, dip it and eat it. Kelly's going down, down in a kitchen round. Those chips are going down swinging. S

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I went to get a Brazilian only to find out Brazilians make food too!

#themoreyouknow #brazilianbuttlift #brazilianwax #nfl #lunch #birthday #meat #bleachedbutthole #boobs #tits #pineapple #rodiziogrill #Brazilian #tritip #chicken #bacon #ham #steak #picanha #miloventimiglia #maminha #sobredosis
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I went to get a Brazilian only to find out Brazilians make food too! #themoreyouknow #brazilianbuttlift #brazilianwax #nfl #lunch #birthday #meat #bleachedbutthole #boobs #tits #pineapple #rodiziogrill #brazilian #tritip #chicken #bacon #ham #steak

Rodizio Grill - Mesa - Dana Park
Kelly, Queso means cheese! But where does dilla come from? It's not cheese day cause dilla isn't even close to dio. My guess is that it was an amalgam between queso and tortilla - queso-tortilla to queso-tilla to the easier to say, quesadilla?
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Jessica, Bitch, what are you babbling about?
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#quesadilla #questions #mnf #Kelly #cheese #queso #wine #Mexican #barnone #drunk @jessrassas #amalgam #tortilla #Gilbert #tacos #12west #tacos #michaelkors #pourdecisions
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Kelly, "Queso means cheese! But where does dilla come from? It's not "cheese day" cause dilla isn't even close to "dio". My guess is that it was an amalgam between queso and "tortilla" - "queso-tortilla" to "queso-tilla" to the easier to say, quesadi

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