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Nikki on The Chunky Zeta on Amazon Prime 💅 Writer, Actor, Comedian, Director 🎬 Bylines: @forbes @mcswys LA📍 Hire me to act / write for YOU 🙋🏼‍♀️
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Am I internet famous yet? I joke but seriously thank you to all my amazing followers!!! I wish I could collect every one of your laughs in a jar and hold it up to my ear like a seashell to hear them over and over again... Too creepy?

Also I tried to do this in my normal voice, but it felt weird, so it still came out in a high pitch influencer voice, I’m sorry .
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Am I internet famous yet? I joke but seriously thank you to all my amazing followers!!! I wish I could collect every one of your laughs in a jar and hold it up to my ear like a seashell to hear them over and over again... Too creepy? Also I tried to

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When everyone else at the bar listening to Eddie Money, but you just like to read.

Also if you haven’t read “Open Mic Night in Moscow” by @acmwrites or checked out funny videos on @nightpantz , you haven’t *LIVED*
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#makeemlaugh #funnylady #funnyladies #womencomedians #funnywoman #womenintelevision #womeninfilmandtv #womeninfilmla #womenwritersofinstagram #lacomedian #comedyactor #tvactors #uprightcitizensbrigade #ucbcomedy #laimprov #lacomedy #lacomedian #lacomedians #womenincomedy #comedywriter #writersaresexytoo #womandirector #womendirectors #womenfilmmakers #femaledirectors #womenscreenwriter #womenscreenwriters #womeninfilm #actresskiss
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When everyone else at the bar listening to Eddie Money, but you just like to read. Also if you haven’t read “Open Mic Night in Moscow” by @acmwrites or checked out funny videos on @nightpantz , you haven’t *LIVED* . . . #makeemlaugh #funnylady #funn

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I honestly don’t know how the guy on the news licked that doorbell for 3 HOURS, I couldn’t make it 30 seconds!
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#doorbelllicker #doorbellcamera #doorbell #makeemlaugh #funnylady #funnyladies #funnywoman #lacomedian #comedyactor #uprightcitizensbrigade #ucbcomedy #laimprov #lacomedy #lacomedian #lacomedians #womenincomedy
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I honestly don’t know how the guy on the news licked that doorbell for 3 HOURS, I couldn’t make it 30 seconds! . . . #doorbelllicker #doorbellcamera #doorbell #makeemlaugh #funnylady #funnyladies #funnywoman #lacomedian #comedyactor #uprightcitizensb

Los Angeles, California
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Looking for a fun and approachable voice for an upcoming campaign? Let’s work together! Contact my voiceover agent @jvc_Talent to book me ‍️⠀
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Looking for a fun and approachable voice for an upcoming campaign? Let’s work together! Contact my voiceover agent @jvc_talent to book me ‍️⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ #voiceover #voiceovers #voiceoveractor #voiceoverartist #voiceoverartists #voiceovertalent #voiceov

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First feature of 2019 in @the405 is my article on my experience getting into comedy and why so many women drop out. Link in bio to read fully story
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First feature of 2019 in @the405 is my article on my experience getting into comedy and why so many women drop out. Link in bio to read fully story . . . #funnylady #funnyladies #womencomedians #funnywoman #lacomedian #comedyactor #tvacs #uprightciti

Every year I look back at last year’s goals. I’ll be honest, surprising opportunities presented themselves which took me in a different direction than expected, but an even better one! Pretty happy with what I’ve achieved 1.5 years into LA and 3 years into comedy, but I’m also so ready to steamroll through 2019!

2018 Goals Reached
-Series Regular in an Amazon Prime Series (Check out Season 2 of @thechunkyzeta on Amazon Prime now!)
-Wrote, Acted in, + Directed my own political horror short, People’s Republic of America (pic above - huge thanks to @trevor_pc @almag_34 @derek_scully @cathyeller @ryebread33 @thekris10lucas @chrismarkle @bradmantv)
-Got commercial + voiceover agents who are THE BEST!
-Joined a UCB Team (@pinupsquirrels 4 LYFE)
-Put down roots in LA: Found an apartment I will NEVER LEAVE after living out of suitcases for 6+ years (I’m in LA to stay betches, thank Omar)
-Made a reel
-Posted 38 characters on Instagram (goal was 50)
-Reached out to favorite real-life female British spy non-fiction author about rights (goal was to write a screenplay version, but Warner Brothers has the rights!)
-Morning pages 5 days a week

2019 Goals
-Reach D-List celebrity #status as a platform to spread my message 
-Get 100 submission rejections / become a storytelling QUEEN 
-Write, Act, + Direct something new
-Write a screenplay
-50k Instagram followers
-10k Twitter followers
-Get theatrical + lit agents + managers who I LOVE, get the vision, and will strategically plan with me as amazing biz partners - we all make $$$
-Sell my travel memoir
-Get my FB Groups Binders Full of Screenwriters to 2k women screenwriters
-Max out my ROTH IRA
-Continue to surround myself with inspiring creatives where we push each other forward and change minds
-Be more intentional in trusting my gut
-Work only on things I’m passionate about
-Say NO more: Cut out people who are unprofessional / waste my time / all the trolls / people who do not want to listen
-Drink my own Kool-Aid / believe in myself more
-Cherish + appreciate my freelance copywriting clients. DON’T negotiate my rate
-7+ hours creative play per week
-Workout 3+ times a week
-Morning pages 5 days a week
-Fall in ️
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Every year I look back at last year’s goals. I’ll be honest, surprising opportunities presented themselves which took me in a different direction than expected, but an even better one! Pretty happy with what I’ve achieved 1.5 years into LA and 3 year

Los Angeles, California