i look tall and lengthy here... but in reality, i'm short, stubby and i dance among the ass cheeks of strangers at concerts
@jessiepaege you’re beautiful!!
@mrkate Hahahaha “among the ass cheeks” 🤣 as a fellow schmall I’ll throw in armpits too... We’re right at sniffing height
perks of having no boobs, even bras are just crop tops (also, i bought this jacket, and it's such a dope jacket, that i coordinated a photo shoot just to capture it. yes, it is available for photo or videoshoot rental, DM me for jacket bookings)
@delaneytarr this is objectively the coolest jacket i’ve ever seen.
@ttlyteala I relate to this caption so much