@theemotionalpony - The Emotional Pony (Official)

This is the diary of an emotional 16.1hh paint gelding called Manu and his annoying doctor of vet med student he calls ‘Small Human’ 🇳🇱 living in 🇦🇺
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Tag your friend for #blessings by Manu! ⭐️
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Tag your friend for #blessings by Manu! ⭐️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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You say ‘plastic bag’, I say ‘demon from the pits of middle earth, out to devour my soul.’ So this calls for ambush stickability training. See it as a sacrifice! HERE!! EAT THE TWO LEGGER FIRST!
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When was the last time you got ambushed by stickability training? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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You say ‘plastic bag’, I say ‘demon from the pits of middle earth, out to devour my soul.’ So this calls for ambush stickability training. See it as a sacrifice! HERE!! EAT THE TWO LEGGER FIRST! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When was the last time you got ambus

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SKKKKKKKKRT - WHOA NELLY! who dis lil’ mama?! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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What makes your horse stop dead in their tracks? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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SKKKKKKKKRT - WHOA NELLY! who dis lil’ mama?! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What makes your horse stop dead in their tracks? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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Ahh, here are the much delayed CAPTION THIS picks! Absolutely loving these! ️
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Which ones do you like best? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Ahh, here are the much delayed CAPTION THIS picks! Absolutely loving these! ️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Which ones do you like best? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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Getting the PA to show me the photos she shot today. I snort.. no, these won’t do. You will need to do it again. That’s all. #thedevilwearsprada #thisdevilwearseskadron ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Does your horse act like you’re their personal assistant (servant) sometimes? 
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Getting the PA to show me the photos she shot today. I snort.. no, these won’t do. You will need to do it again. That’s all. #thedevilwearsprada #thisdevilwearseskadron ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your horse act like you’re their perso

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Small human is like: ‘this is why we can’t have nice things, Manu’ and I’m like: ‘stop whining, I just gave you a top of the range dirtyboi-Equestrian-manUcure. Geez, there is no pleasing you’
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Has your horse treated you to the famous equestrian manicure? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Small human is like: ‘this is why we can’t have nice things, Manu’ and I’m like: ‘stop whining, I just gave you a top of the range dirtyboi-Equestrian-manUcure. Geez, there is no pleasing you’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Has your horse treated you to the famo

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I mean... I didn’t -intend- to knock over your pumpkin spice latte, it just fell over and it seemed like a waste to not slurp it up. ...WHAT!? Don’t look at me in that tone of voice, small human. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What is your horse’s favourite human (non-horsey)  treat? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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I mean... I didn’t -intend- to knock over your pumpkin spice latte, it just fell over and it seemed like a waste to not slurp it up. ...WHAT!? Don’t look at me in that tone of voice, small human. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is your horse’s favourite huma

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Realising you’re actually #arianagrande because you’re sporting that top ponytail hella good. Thank you, next. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Does your horse appreciate some pampering? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Realising you’re actually #arianagrande because you’re sporting that top ponytail hella good. Thank you, next. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your horse appreciate some pampering? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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Getting out of the shower in your robe like: HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT!!! #theincredibles #youwishManu #frozone
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What personality or celeb would your horse resonate with this week? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Getting out of the shower in your robe like: HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT!!! #theincredibles #youwishmanu #frozone ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What personality or celeb would your horse resonate with this week? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobei

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Time for a caption this again! I’ll be sharing the previous captions in the morning! Can’t wait to see what thy guys come up with 
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Time for a caption this again! I’ll be sharing the previous captions in the morning! Can’t wait to see what thy guys come up with ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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When small human prances in and asks you if you’ve tidied up your stall yet, like she told you to. WHOOOOOOOOPS! - Leg it! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Is your horse stables, yarded, pasture/paddock? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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When small human prances in and asks you if you’ve tidied up your stall yet, like she told you to. WHOOOOOOOOPS! - Leg it! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is your horse stables, yarded, pasture/paddock? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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Look, I fetch now, yeah seriously... I’m actually a dog. I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner. You do know that you can’t ride a dog right? Get your butt off my back. Someone call the RSPCA. Nei...-woof. Ahem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Does your horse know any tricks? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Look, I fetch now, yeah seriously... I’m actually a dog. I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner. You do know that you can’t ride a dog right? Get your butt off my back. Someone call the RSPCA. Nei...-woof. Ahem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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I figured that if I just cross around the paddock fast enough, my rug will turn into a cape. Yeah you heard that right, a C A P E. I can be your hero gidgey-babyyyyyy! #disasterwaitingtohappen
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Do you rug your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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I figured that if I just cross around the paddock fast enough, my rug will turn into a cape. Yeah you heard that right, a C A P E. I can be your hero gidgey-babyyyyyy! #disasterwaitingtohappen ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you rug your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL, I KICKED SO HARD I CHIPPED THE WALL. I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK MY STALL.. BUT THE PONY ACROSS THE BREEZEWAY STA-A-A-RED AT MEEEEE..
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Does your horse have beef with another horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL, I KICKED SO HARD I CHIPPED THE WALL. I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK MY STALL.. BUT THE PONY ACROSS THE BREEZEWAY STA-A-A-RED AT MEEEEE.. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your horse have beef with another horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #sayno

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@exitstrategies @lanalovve the caption and the pony!

@claree_hogan @breejmiller read the description 😂

HAY Gidge, what do you say... some chamomile, steamed baby carrots and #heartland Netflix marathon at my stable?  Please don’t say neigh! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What is on your Christmas Wishlist? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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HAY Gidge, what do you say... some chamomile, steamed baby carrots and #heartland Netflix marathon at my stable? Please don’t say neigh! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is on your Christmas Wishlist? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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Here is my message for all you ponies: LOVE YOSELF LIKE KANYE LOVES KANYE. - or... no, wait: love yoself like MANU loves MANU! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What were your little or big wins this week? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Here is my message for all you ponies: LOVE YOSELF LIKE KANYE LOVES KANYE. - or... no, wait: love yoself like MANU loves MANU! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What were your little or big wins this week? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynotobeingagoodboy #saynotoprancing

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SHOUTOUT TO MY EX, BY THE WAY, YOUR STABLE IS SUCH A MESS! NEIGH LOOK AT ME NOW.. IM ALL CLAD IN EQUITO I BET YOU’RE THINKING... WOOOOOOOW! #thosearenotthelyrics #ohmanu #what? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Does your horse have a crush? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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SHOUTOUT TO MY EX, BY THE WAY, YOUR STABLE IS SUCH A MESS! NEIGH LOOK AT ME NOW.. IM ALL CLAD IN EQUITO I BET YOU’RE THINKING... WOOOOOOOW! #thosearenotthelyrics #ohmanu #what ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your horse have a crush? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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Ants in your pants? Try FLYONMYTHIGH, heckin’ big hard pass on that one, I’m embracing my inner ‘roo and skadaddling outta here! - with or without the human, each pony to themself. #BYEFELICIA
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How big/small is your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING
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Ants in your pants? Try FLYONMYTHIGH, heckin’ big hard pass on that one, I’m embracing my inner ‘roo and skadaddling outta here! - with or without the human, each pony to themself. #byefelicia ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How big/small is your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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