You say ‘plastic bag’, I say ‘demon from the pits of middle earth, out to devour my soul.’ So this calls for ambush stickability training. See it as a sacrifice! HERE!! EAT THE TWO LEGGER FIRST! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When was the last time you got ambusAustralia
Small human is like: ‘this is why we can’t have nice things, Manu’ and I’m like: ‘stop whining, I just gave you a top of the range dirtyboi-Equestrian-manUcure. Geez, there is no pleasing you’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Has your horse treated you to the famoAustralia
I mean... I didn’t -intend- to knock over your pumpkin spice latte, it just fell over and it seemed like a waste to not slurp it up. ...WHAT!? Don’t look at me in that tone of voice, small human. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is your horse’s favourite humaAustralia
Look, I fetch now, yeah seriously... I’m actually a dog. I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner. You do know that you can’t ride a dog right? Get your butt off my back. Someone call the RSPCA. Nei...-woof. Ahem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Australia
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL, I KICKED SO HARD I CHIPPED THE WALL. I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK MY STALL.. BUT THE PONY ACROSS THE BREEZEWAY STA-A-A-RED AT MEEEEE.. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your horse have beef with another horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #saynoAustralia
@exitstrategies @lanalovve the caption and the pony!
@claree_hogan @breejmiller read the description 😂