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Imagine thinking about a pizza for 3 hours and getting home to find that not only is it cold and wet, but also springing a stray cat eating the entire FRIKKEN pie.

I ordered this #HeyBianca nonna pie with the hopes of eating it while getting ready tonight for #EndOfTheRainbow with @StateTheatreSA but sadly ordered it to my home instead of the theatre, I knew that if they left it in the driveway it would get cold, but at least I'd get that sweet sweet abeez once I got home. Sadly after operating the entire show with a grumbly tum, I don't even have a single cat-free slice to show for it.

Long story short; check your delivery address BEFORE you order.

#ThisAintCharityButTheBoxDidSayIMightGetFreePizza
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Imagine thinking about a pizza for 3 hours and getting home to find that not only is it cold and wet, but also springing a stray cat eating the entire FRIKKEN pie. I ordered this #heybianca nonna pie with the hopes of eating it while getting ready t

The things you see from the 27th floor.

#UnicycleHockey
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The things you see from the 27th floor. #unicyclehockey

Parramatta, New South Wales
Anyone looking for a Sazerac in Adelaide, steer clear of #NOLA. Despite saying they use Absinthe, they use Chartreuse Green.

Not ideal business practice.
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Anyone looking for a Sazerac in Adelaide, steer clear of #nola . Despite saying they use Absinthe, they use Chartreuse Green. Not ideal business practice.

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Snakes don't have eyelids, but I can assure you this little man was sound asleep with his nostrils just barely out of the water until I startled him awake with a little 'you alive there pal?' pat.

#WomaPython #Snek #BathNap #SnakeDad
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They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Snakes don't have eyelids, but I can assure you this little man was sound asleep with his nostrils just barely out of the water until I startled him awake with a little 'you alive there pal?' pat.

When you've gotta run before you finish your drink.
#DoggyBag #TheGlassHouseHobart #DiscoverTasmania #AuroraAustralis
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When you've gotta run before you finish your drink. #doggybag #theglasshousehobart #discovertasmania #auroraaustralis

And I thought Adelaide did tiny pints.
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And I thought Adelaide did tiny pints.

Hobart, Tasmania
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What seeing this at a grocery store instantly tells you: 
If you walk around the streets nearby you will see mostly white roses, and fig trees with CDs tied to their branches. Also that the concrete in this area is very well hydrated. Also that there is a far higher than average concentration of Elvis memorabilia around here. Also that there's at least 1.8 kitchens per house on average in this neighbourhood, and that most of those neighbours will walk right into your house through the back door unannounced, but will swear loudly if someone rings the front door bell. ...just a hunch
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What seeing this at a grocery store instantly tells you: If you walk around the streets nearby you will see mostly white roses, and fig trees with CDs tied to their branches. Also that the concrete in this area is very well hydrated. Also that there

The perfect Italian late Sunday breakfast.
Coffee, Strega, Prickly pear.

Buonissimo! 
P.S. I found these bastardoni on the side of the road and pinched a few (I shared my haul with one of the cactus' envious and somewhat height-challenged neighbours who caught me scraping them off with a spoon) but it's been so long since I've had them! I would love to pick a whole bunch for my nonna if anyone knows of a fruitful cactus around the metropolitan area!?
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The perfect Italian late Sunday breakfast. Coffee, Strega, Prickly pear. Buonissimo! P.S. I found these bastardoni on the side of the road and pinched a few (I shared my haul with one of the cactus' envious and somewhat height-challenged neighbours

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...don't slip!
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...don't slip!

Yeah you know we having a good time tonight.

#Bags #Spagett
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Yeah you know we having a good time tonight. #bags #spagett

Look, getting an Air bed and breakfast instead of driving to and from Noarlunga every day of tech week was the best damn idea anyone's ever had honestly. Waking up to the sound of the ocean and watching people walk their dogs has got to be at least 50% more enjoyable than driving on South Road for an hour every morning.
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Look, getting an Air bed and breakfast instead of driving to and from Noarlunga every day of tech week was the best damn idea anyone's ever had honestly. Waking up to the sound of the ocean and watching people walk their dogs has got to be at least 5

Pre-plotting with ol mate Yorick and the most spectacular bouquet I've ever received. Thank you so much Gem for believing in me always! Thank you also to Chris, Rowan, and Aaron for holding my hand through this whole dang process. I'm truly blessed to know the lotta ya. 
#Blessed #Yorick #STCSA #AnimalFarm #IfYouEverWantToBuyMeFlowersBuyMeBeetsInstead
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Pre-plotting with ol mate Yorick and the most spectacular bouquet I've ever received. Thank you so much Gem for believing in me always! Thank you also to Chris, Rowan, and Aaron for holding my hand through this whole dang process. I'm truly blessed t

Company run done, set electrics built, cue synopsis standing by, now to wait until bump in on Monday. Pretty chuffed.

#AnimalFarm #STCSA #WreckTheHooseJuice #TGIF #LightingDesign
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Company run done, set electrics built, cue synopsis standing by, now to wait until bump in on Monday. Pretty chuffed. #animalfarm #stcsa #wreckthehoosejuice #tgif #lightingdesign

Hate it when you're just trying to take a photo of t-shirt Schwarzenegger wearing your glasses in a public bathroom, and some dingus catches you in the act.
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Hate it when you're just trying to take a photo of t-shirt Schwarzenegger wearing your glasses in a public bathroom, and some dingus catches you in the act.

Lunch date with the littlest pollinator.

#Bees
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Lunch date with the littlest pollinator. #bees

The OG Mighty Darkos. 
Still going strong! Still undefeated!
Always for you Simon Willis. Rest in peace
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The OG Mighty Darkos. Still going strong! Still undefeated! Always for you Simon Willis. Rest in peace

10 years later and the Mighty Darkos are still undefeated.
10 years of trophies for you, Simon Willis! RIP Darko.
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10 years later and the Mighty Darkos are still undefeated. 10 years of trophies for you, Simon Willis! RIP Darko.

We all have different creative processes. 
Some people like a bit of ukelele, some prefer to ponder mortality. 
It's all good.

#AnimalFarm #STCSA #AlasPoorYorick
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We all have different creative processes. Some people like a bit of ukelele, some prefer to ponder mortality. It's all good. #animalfarm #stcsa #alaspooryorick