Seems like the only thing I do now a days is pretend to arrest myself in anytime fitness bathrooms 🤦️
Gave my best blue steel pose, to match the best blue walls I’ve ever seen 🥶. All jokes aside I’ve finally stuck to a workout plan long enough to make some interesting gains, let the bulk continue
4 years, absolutely no blood sweat or tears but I have a spare degree, whilst I ignore it altogether to become a PT. Also met a girl ️
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Leg tips: squat heavy and then spend hours in the bathroom making them look far bigger than they are
The classic let me make my belly as big as possible before flexing post. Got that hourglass figure going on in the left 🤦️
Monday’s aren’t so bad when your delt looks like that
Four weeks of shredding, and about 40 weeks of not getting a haircut it looks like. Shocking behaviour 🤮
I had a couple seeds, I made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit- stormzy
When you get sent to the wall in primary school and your mates think you’re a legend 🤫
@c_m991 😍😍😍 your back is so nice
Real life footage of me in the gym and not in the bathroom taking photos. 140 x 2 @ 73kg = horrible form.
Thick and thin only one thing has been there for me since I was born... my one and only my everything, my shoulder vein
Maybe one day I’ll figure out that showers are for cleaning and not for taking photos, until that day enjoy my tricep.
Mirror mirror on the wall, how do I hide my calves from being so small?
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Got a phone call today, from 2001 it said zoolander wants his pose back
Don’t know what my wrist is doing on the left looks like a reverse hand job 🤦️.
Started from the bottom now we way up. -
Throwback to when I thought I could wear a crown on my head like I was king of the skinny people️
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